I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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