I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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