Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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