I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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