Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize