Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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