i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
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