I love black thongs
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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