So drunk its hurt
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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