garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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