Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Holy sore nipples Batman
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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