At least make sure they are 18
Why
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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