I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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