That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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