You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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