If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I understand Curling. That high.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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