If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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