I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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