one might say we're banned from that church
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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