Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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