yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Randomize
