Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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