It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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