So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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