please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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