Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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