Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
He literally asked permission to hit on me
Randomize
