Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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