alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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