do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Just cropdusted the office
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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