So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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