You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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