So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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