I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
i dont even know how to be here
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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