I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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