Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I love how my cats smell like pot.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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