Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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