Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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