I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
it glows. i had to have it.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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