just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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