Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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