I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
