What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
This is the high leading the old right now
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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