Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Me. At least after what I've been through.
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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