If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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