how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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