New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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