Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Randomize
