you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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