Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
