what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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