Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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