She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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